NEW WORDS FOR YOUR ARTIST STATEMENT!

BEING AN ASS IS JUST A MATTER OF CHOOSING THE RIGHT WORD!

MANIFESTATION: For that special festering in all of us!

PERMEABILITY: And other things too transparent to mention...

CONTEXTUAL: When you need something to rhyme with sexual.

CONCEPTION: Where sperm and bad art meet!

THEMATICALLY: Everyone loves theme parks!

TEMPORALITY: This number is temporarily out of service.

CONTEMPLATIONS: Get off that rock and put some pants on!

QUANTIFICATION: Like quantum mechanics, but fuzzier.

SUBCONSCIOUS: You're getting sleepy...sleepy....

PARTICIPATORY: When Art ATTACKS!

EPHEMERAL: Emeril would be proud!