We've Even Got an Imposter Now!

I'm proud to annouce we have our first imposter! (Kind of like losing one's virginity!)
Apparently when people run out of intelligent arguments, they resort to pretending to be me!
Quite flattering really. There's someone currently posting online claiming to be Mortimer Jones saying The Parts and Labor Collective is a hoax dreamed up by a graduate student. I couldn't ask for a stranger form of support, because it has caused our log-ins to shoot through the roof! So, let's all thank my own personal Unibomber for spreading the word about us even more! If you wish, you can send him a message yourself

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