Naming Your Chicago Gallery 101!

1. Use your Name! Yes that's right! It's not just your name, it's an art gallery!
Show off your vanity and narcissism with style! Go with the obvious!
Let everyone know you have absolutely no imagination!
People won't know if you are a perfume brand or a gallery!

(Blake Palmer, Russell Bowman, Roy Boyd, Lisa Boyle, Shane Campbell, Aldo Castillo,
Melanee Cooper, Wendy Cooper, Douglas Dawson, Caro d'Offay, Carl Hammer,
Rhona Hoffman, Gwenda Jay............wow, just too many to list.....but wait....Stephen Daiter,
Kasia Kay, Rowley Kennerk, Gosia Koscielak, David Leonardis, Liz Long, Thomas Masters,
Thomas McCormick, Monique Meloche, Peter Miller, Ann Nathan, Navta Schulz, Thomas Robertello,
Byron Roche, Judy Saslow, Carrie Secrist, Linda Warren, Zolla/Lieberman, Catherine Edelman)

Brilliant and soooooo original!

2. Go futuristic! People have not evolved enough yet to pronouce your gallery's name!

(Ai, Cyt.O, Teti, Zg)

3. Abbreviate! When you can't think of anything....abbreviate!

(ARC, BSD, DVA, ESS, EXP, NAB)

4. Be Clever! That's right everybody let's get cute, let's get wild, let's get clever!

(4Art, Habatat)

5. Use a Stripper's Name! They're not just for lapdances anymore!

(Finestra, Lydon, Madron, Vespine, Prism)